South Park, Season 26

Kyle:
Okay, wait, wait, cut. Hang on. Let's try it again. I think you forgot the words.

Tolkien:
Yeah, sorry. I'm just tired. I didn't get the best sleep last night. Maybe I should do the mom part.

Kyle:
Nah, you do the kid part, it's funnier.

Tolkien:
Okay, yeah. I guess you call the shots.

Kyle:
What's that supposed to mean?

Tolkien:
Just means you're in charge.

Kyle:
Oh, I'm in charge. Like I control things? Huh, are you gonna start saying I run Hollywood now too?

Tolkien:
I didn't say I run Hollywood. And honestly, I'm getting kind of sick of hearing it.

Kyle:
You're sick of hearing it?

Tolkien:
Yeah, I'm sick of hearing it.

Kyle:
[as Cartman watches them argue from behind the bushes, smiling] Oh, my God, are you listening to yourself? You of all people should have some compassion.

Tolkien:
Oh, really? Why me of all people, Kyle?

Kyle:
You seriously don't know why? You know that Jews have stood alongside Blacks since the Civil Rights movement began, right?

Tolkien:
What does that have to do with anything?

Kyle:
I'm just saying I thought you'd be a better friend. 'Cause you're like…

Tolkien:
'Cause I'm like what? Black?

Cartman:
Oh my God, this is so awesome.

Kyle:
Whatever, Tolkien. Now you're gonna act like I somehow did something wrong to you.

Tolkien:
No, you didn't do it to me. It just seems to work out that way all the time for you people.

Kyle:
You people?! No, it works that way for you people!

Tolkien:
You know what?! I don't wanna make TikToks with you anymore!

Kyle:
I don't wanna make TikToks with you anymore!

Tolkien:
Good!

Kyle:
Good!

[They both angrily go their separate ways]