South Park, Season 26

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

[In the living room, Shelley is on her phone while Stan watches Randy play Hogwarts Legacy]

Randy:
See, Stan? You gotta choose if wanna be in Gryffindor or Slytherin.

Stan:
Yeah, can I do it?

Randy:
Yeah, see, you gotta fight these fairy guys.

Sharon:
[entering] Randy? Randy! The powder room toilet is broken…again!

Randy:
Did you jiggle the handle?

Sharon:
Yes, I jiggled the handle! Will you come fix this, please?!

Randy:
Okay, okay. [gets up from the sofa and enters the powder room to try and fix the toilet] Huh, well, let's see. It's gotta be the little black floaty thingy. [to Sharon] What'd you do to it?

Sharon:
I didn't do anything.

Randy:
Let me see if there's water in the bowl… [starts to open the lid]

Sharon:
[quickly closes the lid] No! Don't lift the lid!

Randy:
Why can't I lift the lid?

Sharon:
Don't, Randy!

Randy:
Uh-huh. [peeks out to his two kids] Hey, guys! Your mom took a shit and doesn't want me to see it!

Stan:
[disgusted] Ew!

Shelley:
Gross, Dad!

Sharon:
Randy, we need to get a new toilet.

Randy:
We can't just get rid of Ol' Blue, Sharon.

Sharon:
This is embarrassing. It's the powder room toilet, the one guests use! You get a new toilet, Randy, or I'm not helping you sell weed anymore! [walks out]

Randy:
Alright, alright, Sharon, you win. As usual.

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