South Park, Season 26

Stan:
Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you?

Clyde:
Sure, bro.

Stan:
Well, um, Wendy just came up to me and was acting all hurt 'cause she think I don't care about her.

Clyde:
[closes his locker] Uh-huh.

Stan:
And she said that she wishes I would reply to her texts the way that Clyde responds to Bebe's. So, like… how do you do it?

Clyde:
ChatGPT, dude.

Stan:
ChatGPT?

Clyde:
Yeah, dude, there's a bunch of apps and programs you can subscribe to that use OpenAI to do all your writing for you. People use 'em to write poems, write job applications, but what they're really good for is dealing with chicks. Here. Check it out. There's tons of ChatGPT apps for your phone. So, then I can take whatever latest dumb thing Bebe texted me, I copy it, then I open the GPT app, click "respond to," paste her text here, hit "write." It just thinks for a second. "You would look great with any length of hair! Trying a new look could be fun." Copy that into messages and send it off. It's super easy and convenient and it saves me a ton of time because she texts me so goddamn much. [his phone buzzes, getting another text from Bebe] Jesus Christ! [reads her text] "I probably won't do it, but thanks for being supportive." Cut. Paste. Write. Cut. Messages. Paste. Send. There. [copy and pastes Bebe's latest text, responding, "No problem! I'm glad you feel supported whether you do it or not."] All done with her stupid shit.

Stan:
This is a real app?

Clyde:
It'll completely change your life, bro.