South Park, Season 26

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

[Stotch residence; Butters returns home from work, exhausted, and finds his parents in the living room]

Stephen:
[annoyed with his arms crossed] Back from work, Butters?

Butters:
Oh. Hey, Mom and Dad.

Stephen:
You must be so tired from selling all that ice cream.

Butters:
Well, yeah, it was a pretty long night.

Stephen:
A long night, he says. That's great, Butters. Only problem is, if you're really working at a job, then why is there… [takes out Butters' bank account] $0 in your bank account?!

[Linda starts weeping]

Butters:
[shocked with horror] What?!

Stephen:
So now what are you really doing, young man?

Butters:
$0?! But I've been working every day!

Stephen:
Oh, sure. I know exactly how it is. You say you have to work so you can get out of the house, get away from the family and you go down to that glory hole down on Fourth and Larimer.

Linda:
[in tears] Oh, my God, Butters!

Stephen:
And while your family thinks you're at your job, you're actually strapped facedown on a bed at the Brighton Motel, taking any load you can find on Adult FriendFinder. It's the lies! It's the lies! I can't take it anymore! [runs to the front door] I'm going to the office and get some work done! [walks out the door and leaves]

Butters:
[enraged] That son of a gun!

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