South Park, Season 4

Cartman:
I've outgrown all of my friends. I need to meet more mature people, Clyde Frog. [stares at Clyde Frog] Ohhh, great idea, Clyde Frog! I can meet new friends on the Internet! [on computer] Here's a chat room: 'Men who like young boys'...that's perfect! [types a message under screen name 'BigBoned'] Hi everybody! I am a young boy seeking an older male for good times. I am eight years old and-- [he gets cut off and subsequently bombarded by messages from old guys] Wow, look at all these guys that want to be my friend! I'll pick...'Tony316'.

[online conversation]

BigBoned:
Hi Tony!

Tony316:
So what R U into?

BigBoned:
Oh, U know, the usual stuff. :) [Cartman says it out loud as 'smiley face']

Tony316:
Kewl. Wanna get together? :) [Cartman again pronounces 'smiley face']

BigBoned:
Sure, Tony. That would be kewl. ;) [Cartman pronounces 'winking smiley face']

Tony316:
Meet me at Mel's Buffet Restaurant tomorrow morning.

BigBoned:
Sounds good, see ya then! <@:) [Cartman: Clown hat...curly hair...smiley face!]