South Park, Season 4

Sister Anne:
Now let me explain how communion works. The priest will give you this round cracker. And this cracker is the body of Christ.

Cartman:
Jesus was made of…crackers?

Sister Anne:
No.

Stan:
But crackers are his body.

Sister Anne:
Yes.

Kenny:
What?

Sister Anne:
In the book of Mark, Jesus distributed bread and said "Eat this, for it is my body."

Cartman:
So we won't go to Hell as long as we eat crackers.

Sister Anne:
No no no no!

Butters:
Well, what are we eating then?

Sister Anne:
The body of Christ!

Stan:
No no no, I get it. Jesus wanted us to eat him, but he didn't want us to be cannibals...so he turned himself into crackers and then told people to eat him.

Sister Anne:
No!

Stan:
No?!

Butters:
I can't whistle if I eat too many crackers.

Sister Anne:
Look, all you need to know is that when the priest gives you the cracker, you eat it. Okay?

Boys:
Okay...

Sister Anne:
And then you will drink a very small amount of wine. For that, is the blood of Christ.

Cartman:
Oh come on now, this is just getting silly.

Sister Anne:
Eric, do you want to go to hell?

Cartman:
No!

Sister Anne:
Then stop questioning me.