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South Park, Season 4

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

[Cartman preaching in church]

Cartman:
Friends, I have to tell you that last night I received a phone call from beyond the grave-ah.

[the kids gasp]

Cartman:
It was our departed friend, Kenny, calling from the depths of Hell and he described what Hell is like in horrid detail-ah. He said that in Hell, the smell is awful. He says that in Hell...everyone speaks Spanish!

[gasp]

Cartman:
He said there is water in Hell, but if you drink it you pee blood out your ass for seven hours-ah!

[gasp]

Cartman:
And perhaps worst of all, in Hell there are dozens and dozens of little trinket stores, but they all have the same little trinkets in them-ah!

[gasp]

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