South Park, Season 4
[Cartman preaching in church]
Cartman:
Friends, I have to tell you that last night I received a phone call from beyond the grave-ah.
[the kids gasp]
Cartman:
It was our departed friend, Kenny, calling from the depths of Hell and he described what Hell is like in horrid detail-ah. He said that in Hell, the smell is awful. He says that in Hell...everyone speaks Spanish!
[gasp]
Cartman:
He said there is water in Hell, but if you drink it you pee blood out your ass for seven hours-ah!
[gasp]
Cartman:
And perhaps worst of all, in Hell there are dozens and dozens of little trinket stores, but they all have the same little trinkets in them-ah!
[gasp]
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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