South Park, Season 4

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Bill Cosby Robot:
[drawing a gun] Well, that does it!

Kyle:
Hey, what are you doing?

Bill Cosby Robot:
I have no other choice. For the sake of humanity I have to kill him. [Cartman]

Kyle:
Oh, okay. hello.

Stan:
That's fine. [pauses] No, wait!

Bill Cosby Robot:
What?

Stan:
Can I do it?

Bill Cosby Robot:
Oh well, I suppose. [hands gun over to Stan]

Stan:
Sweet! Kiss your ass goodbye, Fat boy!

Bill Cosby Robot:
Wait, perhaps there is another way. If you take me to where Eric Cartman lives, I could try reasoning with his human mother.

Stan:
Well, yeah. Or we could just kill him.

Kyle:
Yeah, that would be faster.

Stan:
He's right there.

Bill Cosby Robot:
I'm afraid I can't. I think I'm actually starting to feel what you "humans" call compassion. It's an amazing feeling.

Stan and Kyle:
Oh.

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