South Park, Season 4

Kyle:
It's so unfair! How can my parents do that to me?!

Stan:
Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes, dude. They get off on it.

Kyle:
They're evil! I wish I didn't have any parents!!

Cartman:
Well, you could make them go away for a while.

Kyle:
How?!

Cartman:
Well, I mean, you could call the police and have them take your parents away.

Stan:
The police?

Cartman:
Yeah, I saw it on TV. All you got to do is call the police and say that your parents both molestered you.

Kyle:
What's that?

Cartman:
I don't know, but it works. When I wanted to get rid of my mom's last boyfriend, I just called the police, and said he was molestering me, and I haven't seen him for three months.

Kyle:
[awed] Wow! Three months without parents!

Kenny:
(Wow, that is awesome!)

Stan:
But what do the police do to them?

Kyle:
Who cares? My parents deserve whatever they get. They're liars and cheats.