SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2

SpongeBob:
Patrick, is everything okay in here? [hears Patrick sobbing and opens a stall door, then sees him sitting on the toilet with a bag over his head] What are you doing in there, Patrick?

Patrick:
[resentfully] Wouldn't you like to know?

SpongeBob:
And why is that bag on your head?

Patrick:
[sarcastically] Why? Oh, no reason... [angrily] Except you gave me the ugly! [whips the bag off. SpongeBob recoils and gasps as Patrick walks out] What am I gonna do?! I can't go out looking like this!

SpongeBob:
Just remember what we talked about; there's power in pride.

Patrick:
That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people. Now look at me! [his breath reaches SpongeBob, who smells it and makes a disgusted face] I'm almost as ugly as you!

SpongeBob:
BLEGH! [He covers his nose in disgust]

Patrick:
I always thought if I was as ugly as that guy, I don't know what I'd do.

SpongeBob:
Patrick...?

Patrick:
What's my mom gonna say?

SpongeBob:
Patrick?

Patrick:
Oh, my gosh, if my sister finds out...

SpongeBob:
Patrick?

Patrick:
...wait, I don't have a sister. If the bank...

SpongeBob:
Patrick?

Patrick:
I mean it's one thing if you have bad shoes or even bad hair, but—

SpongeBob:
[having had enough, he enlarges to stop Patrick's babbling] PATRICK! [shrinks back to normal] You're not ugly, your breath stinks. Really bad.

[Patrick sighs with relief, his stench in the shape of skull and crossbones]

Patrick:
[relaxed] Ah, what a relief...

SpongeBob:
[his eyes water from the foul smell] Argh, barnacles, Patrick! What did you eat?!

Patrick:
Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...

SpongeBob:
No, I mean just this morning.

Patrick:
Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...

SpongeBob:
What else?

Patrick:
Well, I had some of your sundae.

SpongeBob:
[realizing] Sundae...