SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2

Squidward:
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!

SpongeBob:
Well, since we've finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. I already filled up this book with ideas. [holds up a book that says Friends 4ever] We should be able to finish by January.

Squidward:
FORGET THE BOOK! [slaps the book away] I spent the whole day with you doing all kinds of ridiculous things because you were supposed to EXPLODE!

SpongeBob:
You want me to explode?

Squidward:
Yes, that's what I've been waiting for!

SpongeBob:
Okay, I'll try. [strains himself] GARY!!!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!! [laughs] Now it's your turn.

Squidward:
[yells, hops up and down furiously] THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU BARNACLEHEAD!!!

SpongeBob:
[claps] Ooh, good one.

Squidward:
NO! You're supposed to explode into a million pieces! [flaps his arms]

SpongeBob:
Why would I do that?

Squidward:
Because the pie you ate was a bomb!

SpongeBob:
What pie?

Squidward:
The one I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it...THAT PIE!

SpongeBob:
Pie... OH, you mean this pie! [takes out the same pie]

Squidward:
Huh?

SpongeBob:
I was saving it in my pocket, for us to share. Let’s eat. [trips on a rock] Oops.

[The pie flies into Squidward's face, causing an explosion in Bikini Bottom the size of an atomic bomb]

Squidward:
Ouch.