SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2
[Meanwhile, a group of octopuses are angrily chasing after a happy-go-lucky Squidward. He sucks the noses off of three houses whilst running by. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking by when they see Squidward run past them.]
SpongeBob:
Hey! That looked like Squidward! [the mob runs past them] That looked like Squidward also, in angry mob form! [Squidward has approached a dead end]
Policeman:
Hold it right there, Mr. Tentacles!
Squidward:
Stand back! I've got gardening tools! [the policeman hands him an envelope]
Policeman:
Here! Just read this! [Squidward looks at it]
Squidward:
What is it?
Policeman:
A well thought out and organized list of complaints! [the mob shouts out in agreement. SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]
SpongeBob:
Patrick, look! It's Squidward! [he runs up to the octopus and hugs him, but he's a different octopus with eyebrows and mustache, and a shirt like Squidward's] Squidward! We finally found you! [the octopus pushes SpongeBob off him]
Male Octopus:
Get off me, and I'm not Squidward! [pause]
Patrick:
Are you Squidward now?
Squidward:
Grievances?! This town is a grievance! There should be a law against so many stuck-up tightwads living in one place! This city needs to be destroyed! [pause] Or at least painted a different color.
Policeman:
F.Y.I., you don't have to live here, you know. [Squidward, and the crowd, smile]
Squidward:
Hey, you're right! [the crowd members' smiles fade] And I'm leaving A.S.A.P.! [meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to find Squidward]
SpongeBob:
Are you Squidward?
Male Octopus:
No. [he walks up to the croquet woman]
SpongeBob:
Are you Squidward?
Squidette:
No. [Patrick talks to a fire hydrant]
Patrick:
Are you Squidward? [pause] That's okay, take your time. [SpongeBob walks up to him]
SpongeBob:
Any one of these Squidwards can be the real Squidward, Patrick! [the town rumbles as Squidward rockets the leaf blower out of Tentacle Acres and laughs maniacally. The octopuses smile]
Squidward:
Freedom! Woo-hoo! [SpongeBob and Patrick watch him fly over the horizon]
SpongeBob:
Well, we know one thing: it sure isn't that guy. [the episode ends]
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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