SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2

Squidward:
Aww, our first Christmas. ♪This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas! The first Christmas is this Christmas! [donkey appears on screen making noises] Cause it feels like the first Christmas to me!♪ [laughs at SpongeBob and hits his butt over and over again]

SpongeBob:
You were right, Squidward. This was a stupid holiday. [cries; takes out a present] I still want you to have this.

Squidward:
[stops hitting his butt] What? What's this?

SpongeBob:
A present. I made it for you so you wouldn't be left out when... [lifts his inelegant blubbering head up] Santa came! [cries some more]

Squidward:
Oh, gee, I, uh, you know I...

SpongeBob:
You're welcome. [sadly walks off and cries]

Squidward:
SpongeBob? He made me a present? It's probably a jellyfish net, or an old Krabby Patty, or... [imitates a hillbilly] his favorite underpants. Haha. Present. [opens the present] Why, it looks like a clarinet. [smells it] It smells like one, too. Handcrafted out of driftwood. And it's even got my name on it. [finds a button that says "push"] What's this? [pushes the button and three wooden Squidwards with clarinets come out and bob up and down] Wow. This is the greatest gift I've ever gotten. [sniffles] Oh, I feel like a...I feel like a...I feel like a... [donkey appears on screen and makes noises] big jerk!