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SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2

SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series that airs on Nickelodeon. The show follows the adventures of the title character and his various friends in the underwater city, and being pursued by the evil Plankton. It spawned a mov… more »

SpongeBob:
[as Dirty Dan; in a southern voice] Alright Pinhead, your time is up.

Patrick:
[as Pinhead Larry; with a looney, bucktooth face] Who you callin' Pinhead? I wanna be Dirty Dan!

SpongeBob:
What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?

Patrick:
I'm Dirty... [SpongeBob hits him with a baseball bat made of snow] Dan!

SpongeBob:
I say I'm Dirty Dan.

Patrick:
[rushes to get a spiked-bat made of snow] I say I'm Dirty Dan.

SpongeBob:
[hits Patrick] I say I'm Dirty Dan.

Patrick:
[hits SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan!

SpongeBob:
I'm Dirty Dan!

Patrick:
I'm Dirty Dan!

[They continue to hit each other while saying "I'm Dirty Dan!". The commotion wakes Sandy up.]

Patrick:
I'm Dirty Dan! [SpongeBob screams in horror] Screaming will get you nowh-

[Sandy grabs the top of Patrick's head and rips it off, huffing and growling as she stands behind Patrick, towering over him with sharpened teeth bared in a snarl]

Sandy:
WHICH ONE OF YOU FELLERS IS THE REAL DIRTY DAN?

Patrick:
Uh... I am?

[Sandy immediately slaps Patrick so hard that he's sent flying across the dome, screaming]

SpongeBob:
PATRICK!

[Patrick slams against the dome hard enough to leave a dent and little drumsticks float around his head]

Patrick:
[dazed] Hot wings...

Sandy:
OKAY, PINHEAD LARRY! NOW YOU GET YOURS!

[SpongeBob's pupils shrink; SpongeBob screams and and jumps away, barely escaping being crushed by Sandy's fist.]

Sandy:
PIIIINHEEEEAAAAAAD!

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Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024

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