SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2

Patrick:
Would it be all right if Gary and I did some laundry over here?

SpongeBob:
Laundry? But we used to do laundry!

Patrick:
And, uh... SpongeBob, could we borrow some soap?

SpongeBob:
[on the verge of breaking down] Soap? But we used to use soap! [holds up two different types of soap] Do you want Fresh Scent or Heavy Du... Du...

Patrick:
Here it comes.

SpongeBob:
...Du... Du... Du.... [breaks out in a fountain of tears, each falling into the separate soapboxes and lathering them up in his hand] ...TYYYYYYYY! GARY, PLEASE COME BACK GARY! GARY, PLEASE COME HOME! I'M A WRECK WITHOUT YOU! [stops crying] I know! If you come back, there'll be a new no-rules rule. You can do whatever you want, when you want! [runs up to the sofa and tears it up furiously] If you feel like rippin' the sofa, then you rip it up! [runs up to the litter box] And the litter box? Forget about it! [he dumps the litter on his head] The world is your litter box! [he runs to the fridge and opens it] And you don't even have to wait around for me to feed you anymore! 24-hour fridge access! [he takes a milk carton and drinks it] And you don't even have to use a bowl! [he runs to a giant carving of Squidward] And I know how much you like my prized driftwood carving of Squidward. [scratches at it] Well, think of it as your own personal scratching post! What do you think, Gary? Won't it be fun, Gary? [we see SpongeBob has carved Squidward into a heart]

Patrick:
How pathetic.

SpongeBob:
Gary? [the heart breaks in half and one half hits him. The two walk to the laundry room]

Patrick:
[patronisingly] I'm sorry, SpongeBob. But Gary's with me now. You had your chance and you failed. You have to stop living in the past. Face it, SpongeBob, you're only hurting yourself. [he takes off his shorts and puts them in the machine; Gary crawls in after them] It's what Gary wants, and what Gary wants is me. Right, Gary? Huh? [the two notice Gary is in the machine, nudging in Patrick's shorts] He only liked me for my shorts!

SpongeBob:
No, Patrick. He wanted the cookie in your pocket! [Gary is indeed eating the cookie. He finishes and crawls out up to SpongeBob]

Gary:
Meow.

SpongeBob:
G-G-Gary? [Gary burps and happily meows] Whee! [hugs Gary] Oh, Gary, I knew you'd never leave me! Aww... [giggles, he takes his leash] Let's go for a walk, pal! [the two walk out of the house and Patrick is left alone heartbroken and devastated]

Patrick:
Gary? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL...! [the episode ends]