SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2

Squidward:
[on phone] Hello, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the- [blows clarinet]

Squilliam Fancyson:
Sounds as though you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh, old chum?

Squidward:
Squilliam Fancyson from band class?

Squilliam:
I heard you're playing the cash register now.

Squidward:
Yeah, well, sometimes. How's the unibrow?

Squilliam:
It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big, fancy band now, and we're supposed to play at the Bubble Bowl next week.

Squidward:
The buh-buh-buh, the buh-buh-buh, the buh-buh-buh-

Squilliam:
That's right. I'm living your dream, Squidward. The problem is I'm busy next week and can't make, so I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.

Squidward:
Oh, I, uh, uh, uh...

Squilliam:
I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now!

Squidward:
HOLD IT! It just so happens that I don't sell fast food! I do have a band, and we're going to play at that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, FancyBoy?

Squilliam:
Good luck next Tuesday! I hope the audience brings lots of...IBUPROFEN! [hangs up]