SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3

Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob, your story has touched me heart. Believe it or not, I know what its like to give up a best friend.

SpongeBob:
You do?

Mr. Krabs:
I was five years old, and me father gave me a dollar. I loved that dollar...loved it like a brother. Me and that dollar went everywhere together.

SpongeBob:
What happened to the dollar, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs:
[sniffles] And one day at the beach, it was so hot and I was so thirsty! I SPENT IT ON A SODA!! [sobbing] My best friend! [crying]

Squidward:
[sobs some more because of the onions again] What? Would you get out of here!

Mr. Krabs:
The point is, son, sometimes, you have to set things free even though it's hard. [points to Mystery] Look at her. She misses the great outdoors, the wide-open spaces, the rolling green pastures. The kitchen is no place for a live horse.

[Two customers spit out their patties]

SpongeBob:
Alright, Mr. Krabs, I understand.