SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3

SpongeBob:
I can take losing the topic cards and the phone in the punch bowl... but I was supposed to lead THE BUNNY HOP! This is a bunch of barnacles! [runs up to the door with a pickaxe] I'M BREAKING IN!!!!!!!

Orange Officer:
[catches SpongeBob about to do so] Well, well, well. What do we have here? A burglar bunny. Why do they do it, O'Malley?

Officer O'Malley:
I don't know. It's probably how he gets his kicks.

Orange Officer:
You criminals make me sick.

SpongeBob:
I'm no criminal! I live here! I'm...I'm just throwing a party, I got locked out! I swear!

[Pause]

Orange Officer:
Well, why didn't you say so? What a terrible misunderstanding!

Officer O'Malley:
You have a nice party now, sir!

SpongeBob:
Boy, for a second there, I thought I was going to be arrested for breaking into my own house! What an ironic twist that would have been.

Orange Officer:
HEY!

SpongeBob:
[yelps]

Orange Officer:
Wait a second. If you're throwing a party... why weren't we invited?!

SpongeBob:
[stammers] But, I... you, uh, I didn't know... The Plan Your Own P-party Kit did-didn't mention the police!

Officer O'Malley:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, motor-mouth, tell it to the judge. [handcuffs SpongeBob, but the cuffs are broken] Oh no, these cuffs are broken.

Orange Officer:
Huh, we can't bring him in in broken cuffs. I got an old pair in the car we can use.

[SpongeBob is being taken to the car in a pillory]

SpongeBob:
Is it too late to offer you some punch?

Officer O'Malley:
Sir, you have the right to remain silent.