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SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3

SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series that airs on Nickelodeon. The show follows the adventures of the title character and his various friends in the underwater city, and being pursued by the evil Plankton. It spawned a mov… more »

Elderly fish:
Yes?

SpongeBob:
Hello, young lady. [winks at Patrick, who chuckles] We're selling chocolate. [sultry] Is your mother home?

Elderly fish:
MOM!

[Her mother, a shriveled up lump of dust, enters]

Mother:
What, what, what's all the yelling?! You just can't wait for me to die, can you?!

Elderly fish:
They're selling chocolate.

Mother:
Chocolate?

Elderly fish:
Yeah!

Mother:
What, what are they selling?!

Elderly fish:
Chocolates!

Mother:
What?!

Elderly fish:
CHOCOLATES!

Mother:
I can't hear you!

Elderly fish:
THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATES!!

Mother:
They're selling chocolate?

Elderly fish:
Yeah!

Mother:
Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always hated it!

SpongeBob:
Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for...

Patrick:
You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever!

Mother:
Live forever, ya say? I'll take one!

[The elderly fish slaps her; she goes back inside as the elderly fish pays SpongeBob]

Mother:
Come on, you lazy Mary! Start rubbing me with that chocolate! [pops out] I hate you.

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Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024

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