SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3

SpongeBob:
[grunting] Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to. [trips up on a rock and falls.] Whoa! [makes another grunting noise. Cut to him with a box flat on his face] Let's face it, Patrick. We're failures.

Patrick:
[walks in from the left, carrying a box] I can live with that. [places his box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]

SpongeBob:
Let's change our names to Why and Bother.

Tom:
[appears behind the box] CHOCOLATE! [his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over]

[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, whom they babble in fear]

SpongeBob:
[simultaneously with Patrick] No, no! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...

Patrick:
[simultaneously with SpongeBob] No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!

Tom:
[cuts to him laughing manically] Finally! I've been tryna catch you boys all day! NOW THAT I GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU...!!! [calmly and gladly] I'd like to buy all your chocolate. [holds up a large amount of cash]

[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Tom, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]

SpongeBob:
Thank you for your patronage.

[Bubble transition to the next scene. Patrick is pushing a wheelbarrow full of cash.]

Patrick:
Are we living the fancy life yet, SpongeBob?

[Cut to the money in the barrel. SpongeBob pops out.]

SpongeBob:
Not yet, pally! First, we got to spend all the money.

Patrick:
But what are we gonna spend it on?

SpongeBob:
[thinking] Hmm...

[Bubble transition to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" on top is seen at night. Cut to the inside of the boat.]

Squidward:
[walking in from the left] Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.

Waiter:
Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.

Squidward:
[shocked] But it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?

Waiter:
Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs [leans over to Squidward] and their dates.

[Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Mary, and mom; Mary is seen holding a glass.]

SpongeBob:
So, how long have you two ladies known each other? [beat]

Mom:
What? What did he say?

[The screen fades to black, ending the episode.]