SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3

SpongeBob:
So, Patrick’s the strangler? Gee, do you think you know a guy?

Tattletale Strangler:
HE'S NOT THE STRANGLER!

SpongeBob:
He's not?!

Tattletale Strangler:
[rips off the fake mustache] I AM!!!!

SpongeBob:
Hey, how did you do that without a shaving cream?

Tattletale Strangler:
Oh, it's a fake, you idiot! I bought it at the party store!

[Everyone suddenly came back]

Squidward:
Did somebody say "party"?

[The Tattletale Strangler screams and runs out of the house]

Tattletale Strangler:
I can't take it!

SpongeBob:
[runs after him] Wait, bodyguard, I need protection! [the Strangler gets into a taxi]

Tattletale Strangler:
Step on it! I'm being chased by a maniac! [SpongeBob chases after the taxi]

SpongeBob:
I'm not safe! Come back! D-ohh! [taxi goes to the Bikini Bottom Airport and an airplane takes off]

Tattletale Strangler:
Finally, away from that guy.

SpongeBob:
[on the airplane a row behind the Strangler] Good idea, bodyguard. He'll never find us up here. [the Strangler jumps out of the plane screaming, he opens his parachute, but it is actually SpongeBob] Good thinking, bodyguard. The Strangler could have been on that plane. [the Strangler takes out a giant pair of scissors and cuts the strings off the SpongeBob parachute and plummets right into the Bikini Bottom Police Station jail. SpongeBob comes running up to him] Bodyguard, bodyguard!

Tattletale Strangler:
LOOK KID! I'M NOT YOUR BODYGUARD![cries] I'M THE STRANGLER! SEE!?[looks toward his "WANTED" poster on the wall]

SpongeBob:
AHHH! THE STRANGLER!

[the police officers walk up]

Officer Nancy:
Good job, SpongeBob, you put the Strangler behind bars!

Tattletale Strangler:
At least I'm safe from that yellow idiot.

Patrick:
Hey, Mack. [the Strangler turns and sees Patrick in the cell with him] What're you in for? [the episode ends]