Stanley, Season 2

Stanley:
Come on, guys. We can't pull the blanket in different directions. We gotta work together.

Lester:
[sets a corner of the blanket down] Nah. This is good enough. [sits down] Let's just eat.

Dennis:
[fits a handkerchief around his neck] Well. Now what shall we eat?

[The kids all talk at once.]

Stanley:
Animal crisps!

Marci:
I want tuna fish!

Lester:
Peanut butter sandwiches!

Dennis:
[annoyed] Come again?

Mimi:
I think I heard "sandwich" in there somewhere.

Lester:
That was me! Let's eat peanut butter sandwiches!

Marci:
I don't like peanut butter. I like tuna fish.

Lester:
You know, I invented peanut butter sandwiches. It's kinda like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but you leave out the jelly. You're gonna love it.

[Stanley takes out the animal crisps as he stares at Lester with confusion.]

Lester:
Can I have the other slice now, Marci?

Marci:
Okay.

[However, Marci hands Lester the slice of bread with tuna fish on it, rather than a matching half of peanut butter. Lester slaps both halves of the sandwich together.]

Lester:
There. A perfect peanut butter sandwich. Take a bite, Stanley.

Stanley:
Thanks, Lester. [takes a bite of the sandwich and reacts with shock and disgust] Yuck! There's tuna fish in here!

Lester:
[confused] There is?

Marci:
[also confused] Uh... Yeah. What do you think is in the tuna fish sandwich? Peanut butter?

Mimi:
Here, Stanley. Wash it down with some tea.

[Stanley takes a sip from the teacup, only to find out it's empty.]

Stanley:
Uh, Mimi, there's no tea in here.

Mimi:
[pretends to take a sip from her teacup] Yeah. It's pretend tea, Stanley.