Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 3

Quark:
75: “Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.” "You're telling me I'm stuck here with you?"

Odo:
"No… I'm stuck here with you. Believe me, a far worse fate."

Quark:
"I should've listened to my father. He always warned me this was going to happen."

Odo:
"What, that you'd spend your final hours in jail? I could've told you that.""Quark, I've met a lot of Ferengis in my time, and the truth is, while some of them have been more wealthy, I've never met one more devious."

Quark:
"Really?"

Odo:
"Would I lie?"

Quark:
"I guess not. Thank you, Odo. That means a lot to me. Now, can I have the phaser back?"

Odo:
"No."