Star Trek: The Original Series, Season 2

Kirk:
Did you pay royalties to the owners of those patents?

Harry Mudd:
Well, actually, Kirk, as a defender of the free enterprise system, I found myself in a rather ambiguous conflict as a matter of principle.

Spock:
He did not pay royalties.

Harry Mudd:
Knowledge, sir, should be free to all!

Kirk:
Who caught you?

Harry Mudd:
That, sir, is an outrageous assumption.

Kirk:
Yes. Who caught you?

Harry Mudd:
I sold the Denebians all the rights to a Vulcan fuel synthesiser.

Kirk:
And the Denebians contacted the Vulcans.

Harry Mudd:
How'd you know?

Kirk:
That's what I would have done.

Harry Mudd:
It's typical police mentality. They've got no sense of humour. They arrested me.

McCoy:
Oh, I find that shocking.

Harry Mudd:
Do you know what the penalty for fraud is on Deneb V?

Spock:
The guilty party has his choice: death by electrocution, death by gas, death by phaser, death by hanging...

Harry Mudd:
The key word in your entire peroration, Mr. Spock, was..."death". Barbarians! Well, of course, I...left.

Kirk:
He broke jail.

Harry Mudd:
I, er, I borrowed transportation -

Kirk:
He stole a spaceship.

Harry Mudd:
The patrol reacted in a hostile manner -

Kirk:
They fired at him.

Harry Mudd:
They've got no respect for private property, they damaged the bloody spaceship!