The Cosby Show, Season 1

Cliff:
Suppose I die, and your mother came home with a 19 year old boy...

Sondra:
Yeah?

Cliff:
Well what do you mean, 'yeah?' I mean, I'm dead, and you can't even mourn for a tenth of a second?

Sondra:
Dad, you're not dead, you're sitting right here. This is a hypothetical death.

Cliff:
Okay, it's a hypothetical death, but you didn't even take the time out for a hypothetical mourning! I mean it's almost as if you wished I was dead.

Sondra:
No, dad, I don't want you to die!

Cliff:
Are you sure?

Sondra:
Yes.

Claire:
Cliff, what's the point?

Cliff:
The point is I'm dead, and you all have me out on the sidewalk with the garbage.

Claire:
Cliff, you are a wonderful husband and a loving father, but darling, you do have a problem. You never get to the point.

Cliff:
I am trying to get to the point.

Claire:
All right, Cliff, go ahead. If you die...

Cliff:
Never mind.