Steven Universe, Season 1

Steven:
I think my best bet is to recreate what happened the last time my gem glowed. So, [points] Garnet and Amethyst were here. Pearl was next to the fridge. Hmm... Amethyst, I think your arms were crossed?

Amethyst:
Okay, your Majesty. [crosses arms]

Steven:
And Pearl, your foot was like this. [moves it at the angle it was]

Pearl:
I don't think it works this way, Steven.

Steven:
And Garnet— uhh... [mushes her face upward] Yeah.

[Steven takes half-eaten Cookie Cat out of freezer]

Steven:
Then I took a bite of this Cookie Cat. Oh, wait! I sang the song first. Uh, he’s a frozen treat..all new taste..interstellar war, now available at Gertman's... Aw! It was funnier last time! [beat, sighs] Maybe I'm not a real Crystal Gem.

Pearl:
Don't be silly, Steven. Of course you are.

Amethyst:
And you’re fun to have around, even if your gem is useless. [Pearl growls]...I mean, you’re one of us, Steven. We're not the Crystal Gems without you! [Garnet nods]

Steven:
Yeah, even if I don't have powers, I still got... Cookie Cat! [takes a bite] Oh, so good. [Steven’s gem glows then summons his shield, collective gasp]

Pearl:
Steven... it's a shield!

Steven:
Oh-ho, what?! I get a shield?! Oh... YEAH!!

[he launches the shield which ricochets everywhere across the room, breaking a TV. Amethyst cracks up]

Steven:
Huh? Cookie Cat! I summon my weapon by eating ice cream!!

Pearl:
What's in these things?