Steven Universe, Season 1

Steven:
So... how come you're not at the Big Donut?

Lars:
[scoffs] I don't spend my whole life at work. I do... other things.

Steven:
Like standing against this wall?

Lars:
What does it look like?!

Steven:
Looks like you're doing a lot of nothin'.

Lars:
That's the plan, Steven. Just playin' it cool today, y'know.

Steven:
We are so much alike.

Lars:
Excuse me?

Steven:
You want to get a fresh pizza right out of the oven, but you don't want to seem too desperate, right? Well, there's no need to be ashamed. Just walk right in and ask. That's what I always do.

Lars:
Ah, Steven! Don't go in there right now!

Steven:
[stares inside] Oh, hey!

Jenny:
He opened the door and there was doggy doo everywhere.

Buck:
That's nasty. I don't like nasty stuff.

Steven:
Isn't that Kiki's sister and her friends?

Lars:
Jenny, Sour Cream, and Buck Dewey.

Steven:
Oh, you know those guys?

Lars:
N-not quite, but I'm sure we'll hang at some point.

Steven:
You should go in and talk to them.

Lars:
T-T-That's not how these things work, Steven! The plan is to keep it cool and let them come to me. [the group exit Fish Stew Pizza]

Steven:
Here they come.

Lars:
Aah! Steven, turn around! Act natural!

Jenny:
[to Kiki inside] Tell dad I'll be back later.

Steven:
I don't think they saw you.

Lars:
Steven, you were blocking me with your...big hair! Aah!!

Steven:
Sorry! I'll go tell them to look over here.

Lars:
Steven, no, don't go over there! I hate you..!