Steven Universe, Season 1

Greg:
What's that? I'm missing the fireworks! It's past midnight! How did I get so sucked into this show again?! It's like everything else just disappears! Ugghh!! [leaves]

Amethyst:
[grabs his hand] Whoa, whoa, don't go! We're having a really good time! Here, look. I got the two-part Hawaii special.

Greg:
But... Steven really wanted me to do New Year's.

Amethyst:
He'll be fine! He's Steven, he's tough.

Greg:
I wanted to be there!

Amethyst:
Here, here, it would've been like this. [shapeshifts into Steven] Whoa, fireworks! [guffaws] Hey, Dad, come on! Now let's watch some Li'l Butler!

Greg:
Amethyst, you know how I feel about shapeshifting.

Amethyst:
..Geez, sorry! I was just trying to cheer you up. [shapeshifts into Greg, leans on him] Oh, that's right, I forgot, you're sooo sensitive!

Greg:
I know you like making me uncomfortable, but it's not funny. I can't stay here and humor you. I have to be there for my son!

[Amethyst goes stiff for a beat before turning back to normal in a fit]

Amethyst:
Well, what about me, huh?! I had someone who was always there for me until she started hanging out with YOU!!

Greg:
Don't do this, Amethyst. Seriously.

Amethyst:
I bet you'd stay for her!

Greg:
You wouldn't.

Amethyst:
What? Do this? [shapeshifts in Rose Quartz, Greg turns away] Hey, Greg! [laughs, with Steven watching] Turn around! Check it out!

Greg:
I know you're doing it! I want to be friends again, I really do! But I can't let you do this to me again!

Steven:
[runs atop the couch] STOP!!

[Amethyst looks right at Steven as Rose. Steven's eyes widen in horror and shuts his eyes. The television suddenly cuts to static and Amethyst turns back to herself with Greg, terrified]

Steven:
What are you two doing?! [long beat] ..I get it. It's hard to deal with stuff from the past. You want to put it off because there's tons of it and it's really heavy and... it means a lot to you, so it's hard to let anything go. But you gotta! Because this thing is FULL!! [picks and throws cat carrier] Seriously, when did you even have a cat?!