Steven Universe, Season 2

Greg:
I saw the spaceship starting to leave and then it crashed and I came back and— [sees Steven's black eye] Ugh, your eye... But you're okay! I guess those jerks were no match for the Crystal Gems!

Steven:
No way! They were super strong!

Greg:
But you were able to beat them back?

Steven:
No, they totally stomped us! This warrior Jasper was super beefy and knocked me unconscious. Then they abducted me onto the ship because they wanted to take me away forever, and then we crashed the ship and I almost died! [Greg freaks out]

Greg:
W-What do they want with you?!

Steven:
They think I'm Mom.

Greg:
Ar-are more Homeworld Gems gonna come after you?!

Steven:
I— uhh... I don't know. Maybe?

Greg:
Steven, I'm supportive and very proud of you... and I'll be right back. [runs into his van] Gotta calm down. Where's my— [brings a series of CDs up front] Where's my relaxing music CD?! This one? [inserts CD; starts blaring loud metal music] Wrong one!! Stop!! Eject!!