Steven Universe, Season 2

Garnet:
I didn't mean to upset you.

Jamie:
Then will you go out with me?

Garnet:
No!

Jamie:
But I've loved you since the moment I saw you.

Garnet:
Love at first sight doesn't exist. Love takes time and love takes work. At the very least, you have to know the other person. And you literally have no idea who or what I am. [shades glimmer]

Jamie:
But I bloom for you like— like a... camellia... under moonlight?

Garnet:
No, you don't! [long beat] You make a very convincing lovesick fool. You convinced these children. [adjusts her shades] You even convinced yourself. [smiling] You're a fantastic actor.

Jamie:
[beat] ..What am I supposed to do now?

Garnet:
Start with local theater. [slaps Jamie's back, then walks away. Connie and Steven walk closer to him]

Connie:
Are you okay?

Jamie:
Yeah. That was some pretty solid advice.

Steven:
Were those more letters you wrote to Garnet?

Jamie:
No. That was the mail I was supposed to deliver on my last route.

Steven:
[beat] We'll help you pick it all up.

Jamie:
Thanks.