Steven Universe, Season 2

RonaIdo:
I am now going to attempt to make contact with the mysterious, reclusive, [Steven comes out] and—ahh!

Steven:
Hi, Ronaldo! Uh, hi, Peedee. Is that a camera?

Peedee:
Yeah. We're making a movie about—

RonaIdo:
It's an investigative report, shot camera vérité.

Steven:
Cool!

RonaIdo:
So... you wanna participate in a groundbreaking interview?

Steven:
Hmm. Only if you participate in a glass of fresh-squeezed lemonade! [walks back inside]

[cue Ronaldo and Steven in the Beach House]

Steven:
Ohh, that giant hand? It was a spaceship coming to get us.

RonaIdo:
Us?! I knew it! Steven, we know too much!

Steven:
No, not "us" us. I-I meant me and the Crystal Gems.

RonaIdo:
Wait. So the hand wasn't here to snatch up humans for a human zoo? Or interfere with our subsidized Beach City wind farm?! Or thaw the cryogenically frozen pets of the one percent!?!

Steven:
Uh... no, I'm pretty sure it came to Beach City for me and the Crystal Gems.

RonaIdo:
Oh. So, if you and the Crystal Gems weren't here, we wouldn't have been attacked by the giant hand?

Steven:
Ohh-hoh-hoh! Definitely not.