The Cosby Show, Season 4

The Wizard (Vanessa):
[[being summoned] Greetings, your majesty! So tell me, what would you have me conjure for you today?

King of Nasty (Kenny):
I want to go to war, and I want you to find somebody to fight!

Wizard:
Well, let me look in my crystal ball! [holds up crystal ball] Don't tell me less / Don't tell me more / Just tell me / Who we should fight in war! ...Wait a second...it's kinda fuzzy in here. This ball must have been on the radiator too long, I can't see anything!

Duke of Doom (Peter's Younger Brother):
Off with her head!!

Wizard:
Wait wait! I see something...I see a land near here, where everyone is happy!

King of Nasty:
I HATE happy people! They think they're hot stuff!

Evil Grunt (Heathcliff):
Well happy people are not too bad, some of my best friends are happy people.

Duke of Doom:
Off with his head!!

Evil Grunt:
Uhh...well happy people stink actually, I think we should waste them!

King of Nasty:
Tell me more, wizard.

Wizard:
Their land is across the ocean and past the desert! They have toys for everyone and they like to sing!

Duke of Doom:
They sound like wimps!

Evil Grunt:
Yeah.

King of Nasty:
That does it! I hereby declare war!

Evil Grunt:
War it is your highness and your most horrendous attackedness!

King of Nasty:
But first, let's sing our song!

Evil Company:
We don't like the day / We can't stand the night / We really hate to play / We only like to fight / And we'll do it in your face!! / We don't like the day / We can't stand the night / We really hate to play / We only like to fight / AND WE'LL DO IT IN YOUR FACE!!!