The Cosby Show, Season 4

Evil Grunt:
Your majesty, should I read them the new rules now?

King of Nasty:
Yes!

Evil Grunt:
[evil laugh; produces a piece of paper] Having lost the war, you are now subject to our rules! They are as follows! Rule number one: All your toys are now our toys and you can't play with them EVER AGAIN!

Song Leader (Claire):
That's not fair!

Evil Grunt:
Rule number two: From now on the farmers will only be allowed to grow brrrroccoli!

Farmer Husband (Elvin):
What about our floobaroos?!

King of Nasty:
We'll be eating those!

Evil Grunt:
Rule number three: Whenever you pass one of us, you must stop and say "You are a fabulous guuuyyyy!" Rule number four: There will be no parties in town unless WE have them! Rule number five: None of you are invited to OUR PARTIES! [evil laugh]

Good Messenger (Theo):
Now I was with you up until that one.

King of Nasty:
Silence!

Evil Grunt:
Rule number six: You now work for US, for NO MONEY, and NO BENEFITS, and you still have to...pay TAXES! Rule number seven: All taxes will be doubled, starting NOW!!

Mr. Mayor (Russell):
I will not stand for this, as mayor of this land I must protest the treatment of my people!

Evil Grunt:
Rule number eight: Anyone who protests is going to...GET IT!!

Wizard:
Your majesty, why don't you let me imprison him in my crystal ball?

King of Nasty:
Excellent! Very nasty idea!

Wizard:
Oh this mayor who has such gall / It is time for him to fall now, in front of one and all / Put him in my crystal ball!