Steven Universe, Season 2

Dr. Maheswaran:
[sighs] I had a rough day at work and I'm not in the mood for any more surprises.

Connie:
Whatsyjf happened at work?

Dr. Maheswaran:
There was a really strange case at the hospital today, straight out of a nightmare. [beat] Oh, don't worry, the rules of doctor-patient confidentiality keep me from sharing the graphic details, but... Hang on a moment. When did we get a coat rack?

Connie:
Oh, no...

Dr. Maheswaran:
A SWORD?! Connie, where did you get this?!

Steven:
I-it's—

Connie:
I found it! I just... found it outside and I wanted to show it to Steven.

Dr. Maheswaran:
How could you possibly think this is okay?!

Connie:
It's—

Dr. Maheswaran:
Do you know how many children I see everyday in the hospital who've cut their faces off playing with swords?!

Connie:
I—

Dr. Maheswaran:
NONE!! Because they all have parents who love them, and who don't let them play around with deadly weapons like some kind of gang member! No playing with swords, under any circumstances! [her cell phone rings, answers it] This is Dr. Maheswaran. Yes, calm down, Stromberg. Another one?

Steven:
[to Connie] Is she gonna give it back?

Dr. Maheswaran:
All right, I'll-I'll be right there. [zips sword in duffle bag] I have to go to the hospital. I'll have a talk with your father to calculate just how grounded you are. [leaves, comes back] And we're using the abacus! [leaves again]

Connie:
I hate that abacus. Steven, I'm so sorry. She took your mother's sword!

Steven:
Maybe we can get her to change her mind?

Connie:
She never ever changes her mind. We've got to get that sword back ourselves.