Steven Universe, Season 3

Peridot:
And then I'll say, "Hey, as one refugee to another, it isn't so bad that we can't go back to Homeworld, am I right? Why don't we watch the sun come up and figure out what we're going to do with all this time, eh Lazuli?" And then she'll say, "Yes Peridot, as impressed I was by you on the ship, I am even more impressed with your new compact look and capacity for friendship! I'm so glad we're going to live together!" Peridot, Facet 5. [ends her log] Let's begin.

Lapis:
[amused] This isn't gonna work.

Peridot:
Wait, what?

Lapis:
I really thought I would be living alone here.

Steven:
Yeah, but this is even better! Oh here, how about this? I saw this on an episode of a TV show! I didn't see how it ended, but I'm sure it worked out right. We'll divide this place in half, you'll both have your own space. [takes out a marker and divides the barn into two non-equal parts] High ceilings, real wood floors, convenient location on the heart of the country. So what do you think, roomies?

Peridot:
[satisfied] I like the cut of your gem, Steven Quartz!

Lapis:
No. No way!

Peridot:
What's the problem? You're the one getting all the good stuff! You've got the propeller and paint cans on your side! You can do tons with those! Oooh, actually, I kinda want the paint cans - you wanna trade something?

Lapis:
I don't care about paint cans. That's not the problem.

Peridot:
Bah...

Steven:
What's wrong, Lapis?

Lapis:
It's her.

Peridot:
Egh?!

Lapis:
She's the problem. I can't stand the thought of looking at her everyday. She's the one who dragged me back to Earth.

Peridot:
Hey, it wasn't my idea! I was headed to earth and I needed an informant! It should have been a simple mission. Things didn't exactly work out for either of us.

Lapis:
You used me like everyone else did!

Peridot:
But it's not like that anymore! It's different now - I'M different!

Steven:
It's true, Lapis! Peridot has really come into her own since she's been living on Earth.

Peridot:
I sabotaged my own mission! I helped save the Earth, I even yelled at Yellow Diamond! She's probably sending a whole fleet to find me and shatter me right now! I'm kind of a big deal; a big Anti-Homeworld Deal!

Lapis:
Steven, I don't think this is gonna work.

Steven:
Ahhhh, ummmm, maybe we could put up a curtain? [Lapis gives him a patient smile, but walks out of the barn and flies to the top of the Silo; to Peridot] Sorry. Thought this was gonna be okay. I forgot the last time you saw each other… wasn't so okay.

Peridot:
That was in the past! It's not like that now! UGHHHH!

Steven:
I know.

Peridot:
But obviously she doesn't! She's the one who needs to know! I want her to understand!

Steven:
Aw Peridot, that's sweet! That's the you you need to show her!

Peridot:
[confused] Show her my sweet?

Steven:
I got you.