Steven Universe, Season 3

Peridot:
A pool! What a cloddy idea. Of course she wouldn't like that. There's nothing! Nothing! Nothing!

Steven:
There has to be something. Something, something. Maybe, instead of something she likes, give her something you like. A piece of you!

Peridot:
Um…okay. How about my Camp Pining Hearts DVD?

Steven:
Which season?

Peridot:
Five?

Steven:
Trash.

Peridot:
I know! Ugh! [falls onto the ground with her back; speaks into the tape recorder] Log Date- whatever. Facet- whatever! WHATEVER! Clearly there's nothing important enough for me to give to Lazuli. At least I have you, tape recorder. [gets an idea; later wraps up the tape recorder with a blue ribbon and presents it to Lapis] Ta-da! [scoots a little closer to Lapis] See, the ribbon is even blue. I got your number. [looks at Steven, who shrugs] Uh, here. I'll unwrap it for you. When I was stuck here, Steven gave me this tape recorder as a gift, and I didn't really get at first, but it made me feel better. [rips away the wrapping] Just to talk about all the weird stuff that was happening. It'll help you too. [gives the recorder to Lapis] You, uh, press the button to record, and then you talk into it.

Lapis:
[presses the recording button and speaks into the tape recorder] I don't want your garbage. [raises the tape recorder up, crushes it, and drops it onto the ground]

Peridot:
GUH! What, were you trapped in a tape recorder, too?! [Lapis glares enraged at her; frustrated] Look, I get it, you know? You're confused. You can never go back to Homeworld. This place doesn't exactly feel like home yet. You're alone! No one could possibly know what that feels like! Oh, wait, I do! We're the same! Except… [calms down] you don't have to be alone. So, tell me, then, what you want from me. And whatever that is… [sighs] I'll do it.

Lapis:
[scowling] I want you… TO LEAVE!

Peridot:
[visibly hurt] Okay. [starts walking away]

Steven:
Lapis, why are you being so mean to her? She's really trying.

Lapis:
Why do you trust her, Steven?

Steven:
Because I know her! Lapis, you're not even giving her a chance. You should have at least gotten to know her before you decided you don't like her. Now it's too late. And she's never coming back again. [He and Lapis see Peridot running towards them while screaming] Oh, she's coming back again.

Peridot:
THEY'RE HERE!