Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

Darius:
Can I ask you something?

Lucy:
Yes.

Darius:
Sometimes I hear people call another people "sir". There doesn't seem to be a pattern as to when and who, and I don't wanna be impolite, but I don't wanna look like an idiot either, so... who gets called "sir"?

Lucy:
I'm working on a sketch right now.

Darius:
OK.

Lucy:
There are no rules to it. It'll come naturally, like calling a conductor "maestro" when he is in the vicinity of the podium. You know, we get to Friday night, the more we hear Matt and Danny called "sir". Cal, too, department heads, anybody who deserves it. It's not a big deal.

Darius:
Ok. [pause] Is this is a "white people" thing or what?

Lucy:
I'm not white, Darius, I'm English.

Darius:
[laughs] Put that line in the damn sketch.