Summer Heights High

[At assembly presentation for the formal]

Ja'mie:
A school that bans formals is a school than bans life. Summer Heights High, you should be ashamed of yourself. Firstly, formals can give hope. They give povo people something to live for. Lack of formals in a school can also seriously affect the development of a girl. Without formals, you can seriously stunt girls socially and physically. No offence, but it's not exactly fun around here. A Year 11 formal could do so much for this school. Let me explain. Formals bring people together. They bring groups together and remove the apartheid of the playground.

Holly:
Emos.

Ashley:
Christians.

Bec:
Asians.

Kaitlyn:
Skanks.

Jess:
Lesbians.

Ja'mie:
And hot girls all come together at the formal. It's a social and cultural melting pot that goes off.

Holly:
Emos can dance with the jocks.

Ashley:
Christians sit with skanks.

Bec:
Asians share limos with lesbians.

Ja'mie:
And my group talks to the fugly girls. [walks over to Ashley] That's right—formals bring people together!