Cougar Town, Season 1

Jules:
What should we do today?

Ellie:
I don't know. We could read magazines, or look at shoes online. Just gossip?

Jules:
You know, we both only like sex between that small window of three and three forty-five. Should we do that?

Ellie:
Today let's just kiss without it having to lead anywhere.

Jules:
I love being married to you!

Ellie:
I know, I'm so glad we killed Andy and buried him in the backyard.

Jules:
Oh, baby! [Starts to kiss her, Andy comes in dirty and carrying a pickaxe, Jules and Ellie scream]

Andy:
Did you really think you could get away with it? DID YA? [Swings the axe; Ellie wakes up]

Ellie:
[To sleeping Andy] You ruin everything!