Cougar Town, Season 1

Jules:
You two made up?

Ellie:
Not yet, but we will. [To Andy] Dummy.

Andy:
Witch.

Ellie:
Anybody want wine?

Andy:
Always.

Jules:
What's happening?

Grayson:
I don't know, but I never know.

Ellie:
Jules is wigged out by our fight because she doesn't know what it's like to be in a good, healthy marriage.

Jules:
Well, yes I do.

Grayson:
[Whispers] No you don't.

Jules:
I really don't.

Andy:
What, we're gonna throw our marriage away because I missed a baby dance recital? Stan's one. I bet he didn't even move.

Ellie:
He peed himself and I fell asleep. Jules, when a marriage really works, tiny bumps in the road don't matter. You don't have to be scared because there's never any real jeopardy.

Andy:
Like a built-in safety net because we love each other so much. [They kiss]

Jules:
I'm gonna cry.

Grayson:
I'm not cause my eyes are so tiny. That's right, I'm owning it.