Cougar Town, Season 1

Cougar Town (2009-) is an American television sitcom, airing on ABC, focusing on a recently divorced women interested in dating younger men. more »

Grayson:
[after sex] That was amazing.

Jules:
Makes me almost not mind sleeping here. [Grayson pulls a cord and balloons rain down as the Grayson remix plays]

Grayson:
Happy one millionth customer!!

Jules:
You think you're funny, don't you? I'm never sleeping here again!

Grayson:
Oh, well then I better get my money's worth! [Puts a wool hat on]

Jules:
Oh, God.

Grayson:
Huh, dawg? I look pretty cool, right, dawg? Oh, you can frown all you want, but you're not going anywhere. I hid all your clothes.

Jules:
Oh God. [Kisses him]

Grayson:
[Popping a balloon] Happy one millionth customer!

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