Cougar Town, Season 2

Jules:
(About Travis's new girlfriend) So gang, what do we think of her?

Andy:
Do you think she wears a schoche too much makeup?

Laurie:
Impossible. There's no such thing.

Ellie:
You look like you poured your makeup on the floor, then rolled around in it.

Laurie:
Poppy, the transsexual at the makeup counter I frequent, would beg to differ.