Count Duckula, Season 1

(Duckula is strapped to a sacrificial altar and is faced by two Egyptian high priests)

Duckula:
Oh... where am I?

Hoomite:
You are in the secret temple of the great god Ra. You have trespassed in Upshi's sacred tomb.

Duckula:
Oh... Oh no. Who are you?

Hoomite:
I am Hoomite, high priest of the great god Ra, and this is my assistant Yubie.

Yubie:
Delighted, I'm sure.

Duckula:
Hello.

Hoomite:
Who might you be?

Duckula:
Yes, I got that.

Hoomite:
No, who might you be?

Duckula:
I know, I know, you said that already.

Hoomite:
So, you will not tell me?

Duckula:
Well, I hardly need to, do I?

Hoomite:
We shall see about that. Yubie, you try.

Yubie:
Oh very well, Master. [turns to Duckula] Listen... I am Yubie, right?

Duckula:
No, wrong! I am, you ARE.

Yubie:
Ah! There, Master. He is Yewar.

Hoomite:
So you are Yewar?

Duckula:
I am not, I am not!

Hoomite:
Ah, you are Nott! He is not Yewar, he is Nott!

Yubie:
You are, Yewar?

Duckula:
I am NOT Yewar!

Yubie:
Oh, call me Nott, Yewar! I am not Yewar, I am not Nott, I am Yubie.

Duckula:
[frustrated] Ahem... Look, let us get this sorted out, okay? I am NOT Nott, okay?.

Both:
Okay.

Duckula:
I am NOT Yewar, okay?

Both:
Okay.

Duckula:
But you are Hoomite, and you are Yubie, okay?

Both:
Okay.

Duckula:
Whew...

Hoomite:
But-

Duckula:
Yes?

Hoomite:
Who might you be? [Duckula breaks down into crazed sobbing]