Coupling, Series One

Jeff:
[drunk] It must be a lot easier being gay. Sex must be a piece of piss if you're gay.

Howard:
And why is that?

Jeff:
If you're gay, see... if you're gay, masturbation is practice. Y'know, you can have a good old practice on your own, and then later, when you're ready, when you've got the hang of it, you have a go on someone else's. It's a piece of piss.... See, it's different... it's different when you're a straight bloke. When we finally get our hands on the gear, let me tell you, it's not a drill. Gays have their own practice kit, but you don't get any practice women. We're supposed to fly those babies the first time we get in 'em!

Howard:
That's a very good point, actually.

Sally:
No it's not, it's homophobic, you stupid queen!

Jane:
Hello! There's no such thing as homophobia, just people-phobia!