Coupling, Series Two

Patrick:
There's one thing I don't get here. You've seen this woman on the train and you find her attractive, right?

Jeff:
Yeah.

Patrick:
And you haven't had sex with her?

Jeff:
No.

Patrick:
You see my problem?

Steve:
Let me explain, Patrick. Here on Earth, there is a gap between seeing someone you like and having sex with them that we like to call conversation. In Jeff's case, it can last for up to ten years.

Patrick:
Are you saying I don't converse? I converse. I talk to women.

Steve:
Well, do the women talk too?

Patrick:
[pause] Well, they must do.