Coupling, Series Two

Steve:
Should you kiss her now or does that mean you gotta start from the top again?

Jeff:
Should you be making noises yet? Is it too soon to grunt?

Steve:
[snaps fingers] And then, the killer - out of nowhere, for no reason you can think of, you call her [huskily] "baby."

Jeff:
You never called her "baby" before.

Steve:
You've never called anyone "baby" before.

Jeff:
So why did you just call her "baby"? Suddenly you're starting to blush.

Steve:
Now, you're blushing and you've got an erection. No-one's got enough blood!

Jeff:
[Scotty voice] The engines, Cap'n! They cannae take it!

Steve:
Then the Melty Man hits you with his secret weapon.

Jeff:
Just one single thought is placed in your mind at this crucial time.

Steve:
"Please God! Don't let me lose my erection!"

Jeff:
[hand goes down] Pufff.

Patrick:
[with terror and disbelief] How do you guys manage to have sex?

Steve:
["duh!" voice] We don't.

Jeff:
I haven't had sex in years.

Steve:
It's just not possible anymore.

Jeff:
We are followers of the Melty Man.

Steve:
And you're one of us now.