TaleSpin

[after opening the "secret package"]

Rebecca:
They carry microfilm, right? They explode! Jack, please tell me they're not just ordinary worms!

Jack:
They're not ordinary worms. They're... very expensive fishing worms.

Rebecca:
But why would a spy carry fishing worms?

Jack:
I'm... not a spy. I'm just a... mailman.

Rebecca:
[seizes him, furious] But the trench coat!

Jack:
Would you have helped me if I said I was a postal worker?

Baloo:
[enjoying this immensely] You should have asked for credentials!

Rebecca:
Talk!

Jack:
My boss had me mail two packages. One was to his wife, the other to the High Marshal. You see, the High Marshal likes to fish...

Baloo:
And you sent the wrong package.

Jack:
She was supposed to get a jewelry box with little frills and a toy ballerina on top...

Rebecca:
We've been risking our necks for a can of worms and a jewelry box?!