Cow and Chicken

Cow and Chicken is an Emmy Award-nominated American animated series, created by David Feiss. The series chronicles the adventures of a cow, named Cow, and her chicken brother, named Chicken. They are often tormented by The Red Guy, a usually naked d… more »

The Red Guy:
Hello! It's me: [followed by some false identity, often with a name that is a butt-related pun, including:]

The Devil! I stand for all that is bad! [laughs] Also, I'm butt-naked! [laughs] I love evilness, I hate goodness, and MY nudity, right, Cerberus?

The Red Guy!

Lance Sackless!

The Naked Guy!

The Warden!

The First Mate! HAHAHAHA!

Rear-Admiral Floyd!

Red Hiney!

Cleopantless, Queen of DeNile!

Tallulah Bottoms, recently departed!

Lord of all Space-Mud!

YER DRILL SERGEANT!

Mrs. Beaver, your personal sensitivity trainer! [squeals girlishly]

Your Director, Louie B. Bare!

The Director, Ivan Panced! COULD YOU TELL?!

The Great Pantzini! The circus is in town, so come on down, and kiss a clown!

Larry Lackapants, Arkansas Cheese-Master, soon to be the King & Queen of Cheese!

Sir Pants-are-off, knight-mare extraordinaire! Fear and intimidation are my sword, stealth and fraud my shield!

Should you be scared? Oh, yes, very! Why, you say? 'CAUSE I'M THE COPY FAIRY!

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