Thank God You're Here, Series 1

Dan:
You have discovered a new method to navigate the mighty waters.

Fifi:
I thought what we could do is just put the boat in the water, grab an oar, see what happens.

Dan:
I like it.

Akmal:
We did this, but we forgot to get in the boat. And then the boat went... next time we actually got the boat and went in it, and we thought that was much more effective.

Glenn:
Let’s just say, she’s not great at coming up with ideas. She’s much better, Ken, and I think you’ll agree when I say this, at making love.

Dan:
Ken the non-conqueror, but Ken the wise, tell me, some say the earth is round.

Frank:
Ha!

Dan:
Some say the earth is flat. But you say it is neither. Why?

Frank:
Well, I’ve got a hunch. Because I think it’s like a big skateboard ramp and you head off up into the nothingness, do a bit of a trick, come back. That didn't make any sense, let’s get into the raping!

Glenn:
Also, he’s not great with the ideas.

Dan:
Enough! We only have time to pray now. And we must pray to mighty Thor, mighty Oden, please I ask of thee, give me wisdom.

Ed:
I ask of thee strength. (Points at Glenn.)

Glenn:
I ask of thee…

Akmal:
He’s not great with ideas either!