That '70s Show, Season 1

Kelso:
Donna beat you in basketball?

Fez:
Is this true, Eric?

Eric:
Yeah. What? Is that a big deal?

Hyde:
Of course not. Unless Donna happens to be...you know...a girl! [chuckles]

Kelso:
Especially a girl you love!

Fez:
You know, in my country, if a woman beats you it makes her want you.

Eric:
Really?

Fez:
Yes. But this is America, wuss.

Kelso:
Wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss...

Hyde:
Kelso! KELSO! Would you stop that? ...Wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss!

Eric:
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What about Kelso? I mean, Jackie has him totally whipped.

Fez:
Whipped like the family pig.

Kelso:
I am not pig-whipped. Where do you even get that stuff?

[The guys start impersonating Jackie]

Hyde:
Are you kidding? "Michael, call me at 8:00!"

Eric:
"Michael, do your Chico impression!"

Fez:
"Michael, rub oil on my thighs while I spank you!" [The guys stare at Fez and say nothing] ...Please someone else talk now.